Fishing For Answers

After a dismal game in San Francisco and six games into the 2010 season the fans and media are starting to smell rotten fish carcasses. Below in no particular order are players that are floating belly up at the surface.

Chris Johnson – He’s also been filleted and barbequed.
Tyvon Branch – Filleted and grilled
Stanford Routt – Filleted and baked
Trevor Scott – Tail has been chopped off.
Tommy Kelly – Slimmed down, but just as bad at swimming.
Jason Campbell – Cheapest fish on the fish counter, tastes funny.
Mario Henderson – Fins malfunctioned.
Cooper Carlisle – Pet fish of Tom Cable, but it died and he can’t bring himself to remove it from the tank.
Langston Walker – Only swims upside down.
Darrius Heyward-Bey – Torpedo! Wait, it missed the boat.
Louis Murphy – Discount fish, marked down because it is sometimes good and sometimes not so good.
Johnnie Lee-Higgins – A fisherman hit him on the head with a bat and he hasn’t been the same since.

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  • @tyschalter I've so done this.
    about 16 hours ago
  • @BontaHill Him and Al Davis were friends.
    about 16 hours ago
  • Einhorn is a man! Einhorn is maaaaan?! RT @AaronNagler Finkel is Einhorn. Einhorn is Finkel.
    about 2 days ago
  • @Dumonjic_Alen Where is the source? Pettine and Farmer were well respected guys. Likely is Haslam.
    about 2 days ago
  • @IanKenyonNFL Problem in the NFL would be that no team would go over.
    about 2 days ago